Mick Friend Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 Friday's going to be amazing! I'm going to wake up in my Union Jack jim-jams to the sound of a squadron of Spitfires racing overhead and leaving a trail of hot buttered crumpets behind themI'll run to the corner shop past all the British children who are laughing and squealing with excitement as they make a beautiful statue of the queen out of happy wriggling bulldog puppies - with two corgis for her eyebrows!bunting flutters everywhere and the man from the betting shop steps into the street - "guess what! England just won the World Cup & The Ashes & The Grand National and here's the best bit - Boris put a bet on it for everyone! you're all MILLIONAIRES!!!"the red arrows fly overhead dropping fish and chips as i walk into the corner shop, get my morning paper and go to the counter. "how much please?" i say to the asian lad there. "1 pence, everything in the whole shop now costs just 1p!" he laughs, "leave it on the counter, i'm off back to pakistan - we all are!"and he's right! outside in the streets jolly old nigel farage is leading a huge crowd of happy foreigners - turks, poles, romanians, syrians - there's even a few English people with heavy suntans mixed up in there! nigel's playing Rule Britannia on a long pipe, rather like the pipe that takes the gas into your oven, and they're all following and smiling and talking foreign, bless them!just then boris flies overhead in a concorde made of Bank of England gold - "don't worry!" he laughs "I've cut out all the bits the French made!" and with that he crashes into the ground at 1200 miles an hour, along with the economy, the country and all the nostalgic foreigner-fearing people who fell for his bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamparker Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 So are you in or out then Mick ?. Lee and gavin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobblers Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 I suspect he's in but I may have read his post wrong.............. Rick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 So are you in or out then Mick ?. lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x minit uk Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 Friday's going to be amazing! I'm going to wake up in my Union Jack jim-jams to the sound of a squadron of Spitfires racing overhead and leaving a trail of hot buttered crumpets behind themI'll run to the corner shop past all the British children who are laughing and squealing with excitement as they make a beautiful statue of the queen out of happy wriggling bulldog puppies - with two corgis for her eyebrows!bunting flutters everywhere and the man from the betting shop steps into the street - "guess what! England just won the World Cup & The Ashes & The Grand National and here's the best bit - Boris put a bet on it for everyone! you're all MILLIONAIRES!!!"the red arrows fly overhead dropping fish and chips as i walk into the corner shop, get my morning paper and go to the counter. "how much please?" i say to the asian lad there. "1 pence, everything in the whole shop now costs just 1p!" he laughs, "leave it on the counter, i'm off back to pakistan - we all are!"and he's right! outside in the streets jolly old nigel farage is leading a huge crowd of happy foreigners - turks, poles, romanians, syrians - there's even a few English people with heavy suntans mixed up in there! nigel's playing Rule Britannia on a long pipe, rather like the pipe that takes the gas into your oven, and they're all following and smiling and talking foreign, bless them!just then boris flies overhead in a concorde made of Bank of England gold - "don't worry!" he laughs "I've cut out all the bits the French made!" and with that he crashes into the ground at 1200 miles an hour, along with the economy, the country and all the nostalgic foreigner-fearing people who fell for his bullshit. What the feck you been smoking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Muppet Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 Lol. It's all over Facebook. He's either got a great imagination or he's good at copy & paste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Friend Posted June 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 copy and paste I thought it worth the crack to wind a few up- I decided to wait until tomorrow to see what everyone else voted before I vote..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derek Posted June 24, 2016 Report Share Posted June 24, 2016 thank fook for England and Wales kobblers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Friend Posted June 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2016 NOW THE WORLD is in serious trouble Two blonde idiots Trump for president and Boris for prime minister Oh God Help US! Of course in their own rights they are two of the richest men in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobblers Posted June 24, 2016 Report Share Posted June 24, 2016 Trump has come out this morning saying that he would extend an olive branch to Putin. I don't like a lot about Trump but I certainly like that thought. WE'RE FREE!!!!!! Rick. grahamparker and Mike at Vauxhall 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hibsjo(SCO) Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 Eh Rick maybe not mate If Boris Johnson looked downbeat yesterday, that is because he realises that he has lost. Perhaps many Brexiters do not realise it yet, but they have actually lost, and it is all down to one man: David Cameron. With one fell swoop yesterday at 9:15 am, Cameron effectively annulled the referendum result, and simultaneously destroyed the political careers of Boris Johnson, Michael Gove and leading Brexiters who cost him so much anguish, not to mention his premiership. How? Throughout the campaign, Cameron had repeatedly said that a vote for leave would lead to triggering Article 50 straight away. Whether implicitly or explicitly, the image was clear: he would be giving that notice under Article 50 the morning after a vote to leave. Whether that was scaremongering or not is a bit moot now but, in the midst of the sentimental nautical references of his speech yesterday, he quietly abandoned that position and handed the responsibility over to his successor. And as the day wore on, the enormity of that step started to sink in: the markets, Sterling, Scotland, the Irish border, the Gibraltar border, the frontier at Calais, the need to continue compliance with all EU regulations for a free market, re-issuing passports, Brits abroad, EU citizens in Britain, the mountain of legistlation to be torn up and rewritten ... the list grew and grew. The referendum result is not binding. It is advisory. Parliament is not bound to commit itself in that same direction. The Conservative party election that Cameron triggered will now have one question looming over it: will you, if elected as party leader, trigger the notice under Article 50? Who will want to have the responsibility of all those ramifications and consequences on his/her head and shoulders? Boris Johnson knew this yesterday, when he emerged subdued from his home and was even more subdued at the press conference. He has been out-maneouvered and check-mated. If he runs for leadership of the party, and then fails to follow through on triggering Article 50, then he is finished. If he does not run and effectively abandons the field, then he is finished. If he runs, wins and pulls the UK out of the EU, then it will all be over - Scotland will break away, there will be upheaval in Ireland, a recession ... broken trade agreements. Then he is also finished. Boris Johnson knows all of this. When he acts like the dumb blond it is just that: an act. The Brexit leaders now have a result that they cannot use. For them, leadership of the Tory party has become a poison chalice. When Boris Johnson said there was no need to trigger Article 50 straight away, what he really meant to say was "never". When Michael Gove went on and on about "informal negotiations" ... why? why not the formal ones straight away? ... he also meant not triggering the formal departure. They both know what a formal demarche would mean: an irreversible step that neither of them is prepared to take. All that remains is for someone to have the guts to stand up and say that Brexit is unachievable in reality without an enormous amount of pain and destruction, that cannot be borne. And David Cameron has put the onus of making that statement on the heads of the people who led the Brexit campaign. carry on! MAW and Stormwelt 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hibsjo(SCO) Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 can we talk about the other result......... carry on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike at Vauxhall Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 Do you mean the one where England played like Scotland in disguise. VARDY'S ON FIRE....oh shit no, a shitload of ice has been dumped on him. kobblers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derek Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 Do you mean the one where England played like Scotland in disguise. VARDY'S ON FIRE....oh shit no, a shitload of ice has been dumped on him. England weren't that bad Mike at Vauxhall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 England weren't that bad So how bad were they, on a scale of 1 to 10,? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike at Vauxhall Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 Shit is traditional called number 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derek Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 So how bad were they, on a scale of 1 to 10,? dunno mate, but they qualified, the tartan trannies never, problem with England to me is lack of ideas and width, still atleast you don't have Scott "lego muncher " Brown in your team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hibsjo(SCO) Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 englands problem is that its a committee that picks the team! Scotland finished behind germany poland and ireland in our group so we finished 4th which was correct and all these teams made it to the knockout stages poland and germany in quarter finals England had the easiest group to qualify from! so Scotland are shit for not qualifying? if you think that you know nothing about football! carry on! Fast Fix Elgin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 I know nothing about football, so I will carry on. hibsjo(SCO) and kobblers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike at Vauxhall Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 Just spent four days in Nice watching the football on a stag do. I'm not a much of a football fan either, but I am a big fan of the IT Crowd. " did you see that atrocious display, !" & " the thing about them is they think they can just walk it in! ". Managed to bluff my way through it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakeemz Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a6HNXtdvVQ Mike at Vauxhall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike at Vauxhall Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 I don't want to see hard working immigrants deported. I want anyone who has appeared on the Jeremy Kyle show to be deported. They make me sick. Autotechnix, petercoulson and Broms Cobb 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Friend Posted July 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 Your one up on me, What is a Jeremy Kyle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike at Vauxhall Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 It's car crash tv where unemployable people argue with each other. Jeremy Kyle hosts and berates them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Polan Posted July 7, 2016 Report Share Posted July 7, 2016 Congratulations Brits !!! It was proper for UK. Kris Lee and kobblers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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