Gray Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 Woman in the flat opposite my shop has just informed me her snake has escaped..........I hate snakes.....I don't what they get out of keeping snakes apart from the sadistic enjoyment of feeding it live small creatures..................It does have an imaginative name though SID.............. Mike at Vauxhall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenB Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 Keep a baseball bat to hand when you go to the toilet. Just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Posted March 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 Will do..................Might come in handy as a draught excluder if I catch it,...... After I've bashed it's head in.......in a fear of snakes frenzy........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenB Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 In my mind, I now have a disturbing vision of you with your trousers round your ankles dancing around a snake frantically trying to bash it on the head. I feel there would be quite a lot of accompanying screaming & shouting too. Making me laugh rather more than it should... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Posted March 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 Too much imagination Steven...........I might have just gone for a wee.........lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Posted March 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 She's just been back to inform me I'ts a Corn Snake..... Not poisinous................Well that's just fine................It still has fekin teeth or fangs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Friend Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 could give you an impressive man extension! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike at Vauxhall Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 Are sure it was a snake and not this? grahamparker, Gray and Count Muppet 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormwelt Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 I went out with a girl who kept corn snakes. She had them on top of her wardrobe in the bedroom. She also had an iguana and a Rottweiler. I didn't go back for a second visit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamparker Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 If it was this snake and Salma Hayek dancing with it then bring it on !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithm Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 Too much imagination Steven...........I might have just gone for a wee.........lol So two snakes to deal with then Gray!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 Read that post through quickly and all I can get from it is Gray in the toilet with his trousers round his ankles bashing a snake :smt078 Gray 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Posted March 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 In the almighty words of "Tim" from Monty Python's The Holy Grail, "Big, sharp pointy teeth..." I'm going to get some Meerkats to keep watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Friend Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 Simples! Gray 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormwelt Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 Come to think of it, the Rottweiler was better looking! Mike at Vauxhall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike at Vauxhall Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 Always remember what looks like Salma Hayek at the end of the evening, often looks like a rottweiler in the morning. Stormwelt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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