Mike at Vauxhall Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 I would like to award myself stupid sod of the year award. I cut a key, polished off the rough edges. Then I had an itch near my eye. I took off my safety goggles and rubbed my eye whilst holding the very hot key, End result, I burnt my eyelid. kobblers and Stormwelt 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Friend Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 good job you didn't have itchy goolies then...... Mike at Vauxhall, kobblers, chrisorros and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web_Engraver Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 Have done similar when walking the dog, try wiping rain off glasses and wack myself round the face with a full poo bag! Stormwelt and Mike at Vauxhall 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simes Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 Have done similar when walking the dog, try wiping rain off glasses and wack myself round the face with a full poo bag! Not quite the same but reminds me of my last HUGE German Shepherd dog. Used to tease him pretending to throw the stick, to see him run after nothing. He got smart and tried to grab the stick out of my hand as I raised it to throw it...just as it past my face. He missed the stick and chomped on my face! Bloody nose and thick lip as a result! Pure accident, but taught me a lesson! Mike at Vauxhall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike at Vauxhall Posted May 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 Have done similar when walking the dog, try wiping rain off glasses and wack myself round the face with a full poo bag! Should have gone to specsavers. kobblers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisorros Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 I would like to award myself stupid sod of the year award. I cut a key, polished off the rough edges. Then I had an itch near my eye. I took off my safety goggles and rubbed my eye whilst holding the very hot key, End result, I burnt my eyelid. Didn't see that coming..... Have done similar when walking the dog, try wiping rain off glasses and wack myself round the face with a full poo bag! That's one way to get shit faced! kobblers, Lee and Mike at Vauxhall 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisorros Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 Might as well & see if i can get a award. Thought i would save a bit of time when removing the back to a old lock case by using a flat screw driver rather than reaching over to us a wedge. Slipped & grudged my hand. Ripping the tendon & chipping one of carpal bones at the same time. Thought it would be ok to leave to sort it self out & then got a infection on the tendon. Had the joy that evening of having of having a hand that looked like i stole it from mickey mouse. Then the joy of the doctors cutting a much large hole in my hand to wash out the tendon & load of injections. To save 5 seconds it cost the use of my hand for a week & no grip strength for a month. Not my brightest moment Mike at Vauxhall and kobblers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web_Engraver Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 Should have gone to specsavers. I'd rather use an independent local optician than a national chain. SOMSR and MarkD 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Friend Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 How does the use of a local independent optician work then over a wedge or chisel, sounds interesting.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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