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stupid sod of the year award 2016


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Have done similar when walking the dog, try wiping rain off glasses and wack myself round the face with a full poo bag!

Not quite the same but reminds me of my last HUGE German Shepherd dog.  Used to tease him pretending to throw the stick, to see him run after nothing.  He got smart and tried to grab the stick out of my hand as I raised it to throw it...just as it past my face.  He missed the stick and chomped on my face!  Bloody nose and thick lip as a result!  Pure accident, but taught me a lesson! 

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I would like to award myself stupid sod of the year award. I cut a key, polished off the rough edges. Then I had an itch near my eye. I took off my safety goggles and rubbed my eye whilst holding the very hot key,

End result, I burnt my eyelid.

Didn't see that coming.....

 

 

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Have done similar when walking the dog, try wiping rain off glasses and wack myself round the face with a full poo bag!

That's one way to get shit faced!

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Might as well & see if i can get a award.

 

Thought i would save a bit of time when removing the back to a old lock case by using a flat screw driver rather than reaching over to us a wedge. Slipped & grudged my hand. Ripping the tendon & chipping one of carpal bones at the same time. Thought it would be ok to leave to sort it self out & then got a infection on the tendon. Had the joy that evening of having of having a hand that looked like i stole it from mickey mouse. Then the joy of the doctors cutting a much large hole in my hand to wash out the tendon & load of injections. To save 5 seconds it cost the use of my hand for a week & no grip strength for a month. Not my brightest moment 

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