Mick Friend Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 we betty should be spanked and then spanked again, But Lee should have known better - The great Malteser debate will rumble on I fear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenB Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 The great Malteser debate will rumble on I fear. Ah the great Missing Malteser Mystery of 2011. it'll be talked about in hushed tones for years to come... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Friend Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Cor our uprising worked then! and not a tank in sight, no tear gas , (Ok tears from Lee as he opened his noddy purse) power to the people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Gav if I don't get a malteser in with my Sharpeny thing i will be bitterly dissapointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Gav if I don't get a malteser in with my Sharpeny thing i will be bitterly dissapointed. If i had some, you could of had some , but i have NONE , so tough S**T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenB Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 If i had some, you could of had some , but i have NONE , so tough S**T But Gav, didn't you win some in a competition recently? \:D/ Or perhaps not so recently..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 He stuffed em all fat get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 But Gav, didn't you win some in a competition recently? Or perhaps not so recently... Thats right i did didnt i so long ago now ........... He stuffed em all fat get. none to stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stutheshoe Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 peters got some Last Shout - Posted by: petercoulson - Friday, 18 February 2011 13:23 hmmmmm I have some Maltesers, lovely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 I bet Rhian wonders what she has stumbled into Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithm Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 I bet Rhian wonders what she has stumbled into I'm begining to wonder myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petercoulson Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 With all reference to someone called Mel on the internet: What, no smut related witty title? No references to sucking and balls, hmmmm I must be ill. Well, not ill, just god damn pissed off, am I allowed to say that? No, ah well too late it's there. No my friends, today the Chicken is displeased, in fact I am naffed as naffed can be, so what better when you are naffed than to eat bucketloads of chocolate. And not only that, what better reward than to write about it and earn enough to buy another packet of 'Geezers', wahay. So I had better get on with it, my packet is dwindling and I haven't even discussed the merits of sucking more than one at a time yet! OK, first let me explain the title, I can't. I have no idea where that came from, where I live we have always referred to our Maltesers as 'SmallGeezers', go into any sweetshop in Essex and they will know what you mean. Actually, no don't do that, just in case you get the guy who only moved from Bradford last week and thinks you are taking the piddle out of his height! My little red Geezers packet is now staring at me from across the room. I have placed it over there in the hope that I can concentrate on this opinion, though it is doubtful, so before it starts calling to me I will quickly list the ingredients; Milk Chocolate (Doh!) Glucose Syrup Malt extract Skimmed milk powder Wheat Flour Sugar (lots of it) Hydrogynated Vegetable fat (from overweight veg?) Gelling agent (Not Vo5 hair gel) Whey Powder (which whey??) Raising agent (Does he get you a raise then?) Salt Emulsifiers (E442, Soya Lecithin) and Flavoring. Phew!! Now just look at that list of crap, so you know they can't be good for you, and of course they are fattening but as with all things in life a little of what you fancy does you good. So you now want to know just what a malteser looks and tastes like right? What are you an alien? OK, for all little green men out there here goes... Maltesers are little round honeycomb balls coated in lucious Mars Milk chocolate. Apart from Galaxy, Mars has got to be my most favourite chocolate, especially those Mars easter eggs, YUM! As you may have guessed by all the yum noises they taste scrummy, you also (if you know me well), would have guessed I like them as I always seem to have a packet around somewhere. Empty usually, but around! 5 Interesting ways to eat your 'Geezers' 1. Bite all the chocolate from the outside slowly until left with the honeycomb, then suck honeycomb until it has all melted. 2. Bite in half and stick tongue to honeycomb center until it either melts or drops to the floor. 3. Place in bellybutton (or other orafice) of desired person and suck. Make sure bellybutton is clean and defluffed ) 4. Throw into the air and catch in mouth, needs practise. 5. Shove entire contents of packet into gob and let melt slowly, or choke!! Ok, that's all folks, I have devoured my packet now and am off down the shops to buy another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted February 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Did you get your mollies Gav? Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenB Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Bloody hell, someone call the Forum therapist & get them on standby, this sounds serious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Peters lost the plot GOT THEM THIS MORNING \:D/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted February 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Sorry for the delay they completely slipped my mind, but as always I'm a man of my word even if I do need a nudge now & again. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Friend Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 people dispurse from the square and the cleaners remove the tents and rubbish, the army now stand-down and return to their barracks - The shoe repair forum still has a dictator in charge and his royal ontourage but a happy peace is once again in being President Lee managed another bribe and political manouvre before the minions took firm control of his car and rigged it with a remote control - and not one political prisoner was imprisoned or killed in this very public uprising. Mick is able to remove his tin helmet and take the dog for a brief walk looking around for any assasins especially as he signed his will yesterday leaving all to his new wife...........Maybe a reinforced table could be a good investment, and still only February..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenB Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 to all concerned: =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petercoulson Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 just as well Lee is in the East and not the middle East or there could have been a proper sit in and coup. Yes I have lost the plot. and my glasses and a 17mm ratchet spanner - has anyone seen it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Friend Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 I have some rat shit under here not sure if its 17mm though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auto Key Wizard Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 What's a ratchet? It's like a mousechet bit bigger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petercoulson Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 ha ha, I'm not the only plot loser then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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