Stanley Mishap Posted September 26, 2011 Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 I`ve Had `Do You Fix Violins ?` ...Recently Had Someone Walk In And Ask` Uh Apparently Someone Along Here Cuts Keys ?`(Considering We Have A 17 Foot Sign Over The Shop,A Key Cutting Swing Sign, A`Yale` light Box,A 3Ft x 2Ft poster On The Door Saying - `WE CUT KEYS` And 12 Key Boards On Our Wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soles'n'eels Posted September 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 customer yesterday "so you sell paperback joke books" is he havin a laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 its the way you tell them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisorros Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Over the years i've been asked for alot of things i never knew a shoe repairer would have in stock. To many to list but the one that still makes me giggle 3 years on is "do you sell second hand shovels?" The shovel was a bit odd but second hand part was the icing on the cake for me. A close second was "do you have live worms" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANDY Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 someone came in last week, had a bit of a browse then asked about getting a tattoo done i said you need the tattoo shop oh you dont do them here then nooooooo it's a trooooophy shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dutch cobbler Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Had a man coming into my shop with the inside of a Bagpipe! If I could glue the zipper in the bag........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soles'n'eels Posted November 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 woman today "can you glue a leg onto a doll" i did it too, how much she said no charge love she put £2 in the charity box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANDY Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 guy on saturday "have you got 2 nuts?" well....i've never been so insulted in my entire life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simes Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 The most common question I get almost every day is "Do you repair Shoes?"!!!! See pic of my mobile unit! Also when I was 16 and just started workign for Timpsons on a YTS this poor old dear took ages to walk to the counter then asked for Fish and Chips! Shame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom D Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 by what a great topic here we go a large ladies pleasurre device a bracelet (should have bin jimmie saviles) t he public r great in small dosees think ive spent too long dealing with them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted February 12, 2012 Report Share Posted February 12, 2012 I got asked "do you sell knee pads" yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windycity Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 a bloke came in today and asked if i do welding " no but i do repair shoes and do stitching" he replied are you taking the piss ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now