soles'n'eels Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 its quiet today probably because of the cold and snow but never stops the nutters coming out he comes in shouts "hey mate can you cut me a key" yes mate no worries £3.99" so cuts the key "there you go mate £3.99" nutter replies "can I come in Thursday and pay you then, I promise I'll come back" kobblers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Friend Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 Yes! snow joke - called at 1030 in a broad suffolk accent ' me lokz brok if I pass me fone over can you tell my plumber friend how to fix it?' kobblers and soles'n'eels 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom D Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 not a day goes by without a retarded scroat comes in setting their lip up last Monday an old goat wavung his stitck ( like a geriatric zorro) threatening to put me in hospital honest I'm cobbler not a mental health worker kobblers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacko Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 "The banks stopped my card will you take a cheque" kobblers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Friend Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 Oh- yes - I have lost me cheque book can I use my friends if I sign my name?????? W H A T kobblers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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