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. . . bending over in the window at night with your pants down. . .

 

Is this some new kind of stretching that I've not come across? How does it apply to shoes . . ?

 

Weel, here goes.

1.You distill the potato liquid in the VAT

2. you drink the liquid at 100% proof

3. you then decide to go and check the shop to see if you left the shoes on the stretcher by mistake.

4. elderly drunk pulls faces at you through the window

5. you drop your pants and do a moony in return.

6. Shoes are OK after all.

7. That stretched it out a bit dinnit.

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