soles'n'eels Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 Had a customer brought in a pair of boots in for heels after she had left the shop one of the lads put them on the last then hammered the heel on then he called me over and asked were all the water had come from it was all over him I took the boot off him and a bottle fell out it was only her urine sample I p*ssed myself laughin, when the customer come back we told her what had happened she wasnt happy she said I will have to wait till tomorrow now to take another sample in to the doctors.Has anyone else found anything interesting in a customers shoe or boots I have loads of more to tell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 I p*ssed myself laughin, you could have filled the bottle back up, they would never have known! Someone left their false teeth in a jacket I sent of to the dry cleaners once. they had to wait 3 days to get them back! Lee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 That's just disgusting Was she not at all embarassed? It's bad enough when they leave their smelly socks in there. Always makes me wonder whether they were planning on putting them back on afterwards without washing them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soles'n'eels Posted January 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 She wasnt happy we smashed the bottle, just p*ssed off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 We found a polysterine star ornament in a ladies' knee-high boot once. Her son made it for her and put it inside without her knowing. Once, we got some motorcycle leathers in that needed a patch on the bum seam and the leather was really dry around the area. So my boss told me to put some leather cream on it before I patched it, to soften it up a bit. Anyway, I started to work in the cream and got to the middle where the hole was and to my surprise, after putting my hands all over this area I found a huge brown stain coming from the inside lining. "Oh my God! Ali, what is this?" I said in horror. He came over to have a look, he then looked at me with an odd expression and then broke out in a fit of laughter. It then dawned on me what it was..... SHIT! (Please forgive the bad language) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 It then dawned on me what it was..... SHIT! (Please forgive the bad language) That has to be the No1 all time bad story! you poor sod! Lee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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