Simes Posted March 16, 2013 Report Share Posted March 16, 2013 Two great telephone calls today: 1)"do you do normal keys for locks?" 2) "how much to have my shoes repaired?" What do they need doing to them? "I don't know really? Will you need to see them first?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soles'n'eels Posted March 16, 2013 Report Share Posted March 16, 2013 Do I need my key so you can copy it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamparker Posted March 16, 2013 Report Share Posted March 16, 2013 A little old lady came in a few years ago and said the following "you don't cut keys do you ?" I replied "yes my dear of course we do" Her reply "i didn't think you did" and off she went. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellsy9 Posted March 16, 2013 Report Share Posted March 16, 2013 Do you sell tights? Can i have a can of coke? I'm here to pick up my mates prescription. I could go on, so many i've forgotten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Klazykobbler Posted March 17, 2013 Report Share Posted March 17, 2013 last year a local denistist did an advert and cocked up the phone number on it.I still get calls now asking when there dentures are going to be ready Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
completelocks Posted March 18, 2013 Report Share Posted March 18, 2013 "How much to have a key cut mate?" "Lets have a look.." searches his pocket..... "its just a normal key" Oh good, i think to myself, I love them normal keys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Posted March 18, 2013 Report Share Posted March 18, 2013 Today. Do you sell road tax disc holders. Do you sell cabbages? ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobblers Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 "How much to have a key cut mate?""Lets have a look.." searches his pocket..... "its just a normal key" Oh good, i think to myself, I love them normal keys Do you sell vacuum cleaner belts? Rick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenB Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Like most of us, I've been asked for all sorts over the years, the day I was asked for rat poison sticks in the mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kastanza Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 ' Have you got maggotts? ' .... years before an angling shop had been in the area..... at least i hope thats why he asked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derek Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 was asked if i sold steak pies once, also how many bags of shopping does the shopping trolley hold, and will all my clothes for my holiday fit in that suitcase Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
completelocks Posted March 23, 2013 Report Share Posted March 23, 2013 the best one ever.... Guy walks in, shows me a peugeot 2 button remote, uncut. He says "have you got batteries for these mate?" so i tell him I have. I give him a battery and charge him. He then stands there for a second, and says, "how does it go in then, cause there is nothing to hold it in?" I took the 'remote' off him, and then realised it was a case, and empty case, just a shell. He actually thought you just put a battery in it and it worked! "You got this off ebay didn't you mate?" "Yes" "it needs the insides to work, the actual remote part. This is just a case, a new shell to put the insides from your working one in" Oh, I see" As he shut the door, I said out loud in dis-belief... "No... I don't think you do pal" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisorros Posted March 25, 2013 Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 So many over the years but my personal favorite second hand shovels. Still to this day i think who, what, where, when, how was you able to get into my shop by yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k4mrc Posted March 27, 2013 Report Share Posted March 27, 2013 'I have had this key cut up the road 4 times and it still does not work, can you doi one that will?' "yes have you got the original one?" 'No - do you need it?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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