Tinkerbell Funkey

[Iain]

Good afternoon folks,

 

I need a Disney Tinkerbell funkey if anyone has one spare. I can pay you,swap it for another Disney key or give you half an hour with the wife ( or me if that's what floats ya boat). I am putting it inside a kind of Disney xmas pack i'm making up.

 

Thanks.

 

Iain

[k4mrc]

lets see what yer wife looks like, -

 

 

i have one pm me your address. i will send it

[Iain]

Thanks mate,

 

Here she is. Sorry she isn't looking her best but she's just returned from the gym.

 

[alxfer]

Bet she farts in bed.

 

I'm still waiting for ANY Disney keys from suppliers. Is it true they are made in one country, painted in another and then packed in yet another? Thats efficiency for ya, not to say carbon footprint abuse.

[hibsjo(SCO)]

OK weve seen the wife what do you look like?

carry on!

[Iain]

You really don't want to see me right now matey. i'm on my 6th bottle of Brasilian Brahma - a fine beer.

 

I can offer you a Scottish joke in the meantime. I was sent this today from a family member up there in Bellshill.

 

Ok,

 

Choose deep fried Pizza,choose Irn Bru,choose Tablet and Macaroon. Choose pubs wi nae windaes. Choose Buckfast,choose a f**kin big chib. Choose some wee w*nk in a Nike tracksuit callin ye a Bawbag.

CHOOSE GALSGOW FOR THE 2014 COMMONWEALTH GAMES. Are they off ther f*ckin heeds?

 

 

Got that today from my cousin.

 

Nae bad eh son?

[hibsjo(SCO)]

that is tremendous, SO TRUE!

carry on!

[Lee]

Bet she farts in bed.

 

Lee