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:lol: Just ad B&Q in again, had £59.00 worth of key's cut.

He wanted a discount :shock: "Sorry mate your key's maybe half my price, but your paying for our knowledge and expertise, and for the convenience of not having to bring them back time & time again"


You can rely on the man, but you can't rely on the machine :wink:


Got talking to the bloke, he said they took £30 on keys last week, but how many were returned out that £30 :lol:

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our local b and q now has a new key cutting service which looks supsiciously like the one spoken about on here recently.

that being the one that you just insert a key and then it produces a perfect, guaranteed to work, replica.


not sure if this is one and the same item as i've nevr seen one but it looked naff all like any key cutting machinery i ever saw :?

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Even my ten year old Daughter could operate the proto-type Laserkeyâ„¢ machine I had in my shop last year :lol: :lol: :lol:




Yeh But your daughter probably hasn't got the qualifications to work for B&Q.

I mean, you have to be a total dumbass for one :lol: :lol:

And you have to know nothing about everything :lol: :lol:

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