ironplanet uk900 Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 We have a B&Q near to us. The other day a bloke came into our shop to have 2 keys cut. Nowt wrong with that, except he had a B&Q tie on. I cut him the keys and asked him why he didn't cut the key's at work. He replied, I have about 6 times, they never work. At the moment we are having 84% returned. So why worry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auto Key Wizard Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest napster (1961-2007) Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobblers Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 that's just tickled the hell outta me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironplanet uk900 Posted July 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 He asked me why I thought 84% brought the keys back. I said probably cus 16% can't be bothered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auto Key Wizard Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 it just gets better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironplanet uk900 Posted July 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Just ad B&Q in again, had £59.00 worth of key's cut. He wanted a discount "Sorry mate your key's maybe half my price, but your paying for our knowledge and expertise, and for the convenience of not having to bring them back time & time again" You can rely on the man, but you can't rely on the machine Got talking to the bloke, he said they took £30 on keys last week, but how many were returned out that £30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobblers Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 our local b and q now has a new key cutting service which looks supsiciously like the one spoken about on here recently. that being the one that you just insert a key and then it produces a perfect, guaranteed to work, replica. not sure if this is one and the same item as i've nevr seen one but it looked naff all like any key cutting machinery i ever saw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironplanet uk900 Posted July 31, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 None of there staff look like key cutters ether.. Stop frettin muka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny King Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Just been up to my local B&Q store, They had one of those keycutting machines installed about 6months ago, It is so busy they have piled stock in front of it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earlsdoncobbler Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 i was in b&q on monday they have one of the key cutting machines there two members of staff was talking about it they did not know how to use it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auto Key Wizard Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Even my ten year old Daughter could operate the proto-type Laserkey machine I had in my shop last year http://www.laserkey.co.uk/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironplanet uk900 Posted November 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Even my ten year old Daughter could operate the proto-type Laserkeyâ„¢ machine I had in my shop last year http://www.laserkey.co.uk/ Yeh But your daughter probably hasn't got the qualifications to work for B&Q. I mean, you have to be a total dumbass for one And you have to know nothing about everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny King Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 had to go to B & Q this afternoon....... Tjhey ahev got rid of there Keycutting machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironplanet uk900 Posted November 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 had to go to B & Q this afternoon....... Tjhey ahev got rid of there Keycutting machine Bet they've been reading the forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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