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Minor case of tourette's

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Nearly happened to me twice today. 

The first I cut a key for a customer, it was for the customer's brother, who apparently is a "c*nt" ( customer's words), customer paid by card. On the card receipt I would normally initial it with a " k", instead I wrote the word "c*nt" on it.

The second a well endowed woman came in, and said

" I've got...." And started to root around in her handbag, I very nearly replied, " a cracking pair of funbags!"



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