Mick Friend Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 Nicked... A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?†She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?†“Lecturer,†she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.†“Really?†he said. “And what kind of myths are there?†“Well,†she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is Scotsmen who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Irish Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,†she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.†“Tonto,†the man said, “Tonto McTavish but my friends call me Paddy". Mike at Vauxhall and Auto Key Wizard 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobbcas Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 The old ones are the best😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 Mick? Where's the Welsh bloke?............... Could have been Taffy McTavish................ Just sayin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Friend Posted October 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 Baaaa not sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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