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Slightly updated from a 1920 cobbling magazine.

 

The Shoe Repairers 10 Commandments for Customers

 

I - Thou shalt not bitch about any other shoe repairers before me - Thou should have came here first.

II - Thou shalt not repair shoes thyself - or let another cobbler repair thy shoes.

III - Thou shalt not handle my tools, neither shalt thou sit on my stool unless thou want work done.

IV - Thou shalt not smoke,eat,drink or spit upon my floor lest I say, "Get thee out".

V - Thou shalt not loiter in my shop on Saturdays.

VI - Thou shalt not get me repairing thy shoes or cutting thy keys and say unto me "Can I pay tomorrow", for verily I will say unto thee "NO".

VII - Thou shalt treat my finished repairs with love, respect and almighty awe.

VIII - When the shop is crowded thou shalt not complain lest I smite thee.

IX - Thou shalt not wear thy heel blocks down lest I charge thee double.

X - When thou art in need of shoe repairing thou shalt immediately wend thy way to MY shop.

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Slightly updated from a 1920 cobbling magazine.

 

The Shoe Repairers 10 Commandments for Customers

IX - Thou shalt not wear thy heel blocks down lest I charge thee double.

 

Good morning Wiltshire. Fair enough.. he he

I am still working on number 9, sorry. But you guys seem to charge me the same price anyway :P

 

best of luck.

Harry.

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