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Gorra tell ya this... Went to B&Q last night with the missus, as we come to the checkout I spotted the key cutting machine. I'd got my shop key on me which I know they wouldn't be able to cut, so I asked the woman on the till if she could get someone to cut me a key.

She shouted on the tanoy for someone to come to the key cutting machine.....after about five minits this big fat dozy sod came, I gave him the key and he puts it in the machine, the machine tells him it doesn't recognise the blank.

So I said to him were do you think I could get one cut, just to see were he would send me.

He said the only place that will cut that is.. and he sends me to my shop :D But as he's telling me were my shop is he starts blushing :oops: :oops: :oops: then starts to laugh.. Thats your shop he said, I've been in there loads of times to get my shoes done.. We both go incredably red and go our separate ways :oops: :oops: :oops: :shock: :lol:

I probably gain more business than I loose :twisted:

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